Can we talk eyebrows?

I have absolutely nothing to say on the subject of IVF today. Or yesterday. I have recovered somewhat from my freakout, so that's good. Otherwise, I'm just hanging out, taking the BCPs, waiting for the lupron to start. In other words, I'm just sitting around in the most boring part of the cycle.

I finally weighed myself this morning. The result was NOT GOOD. But that's all I'm going to say on that subject. I'll lose weight while I'm breastfeeding, right? Either that or Sarah's joining Weight Watchers come January 1st.

What I really want to discuss, and what has been bugging me for a while, is the subject of eyebrows. Can we talk eyebrows, internet? You see, I saw an article or a little comment or two saying that bushier eyebrows were in. And I decided to immediately jump on the bandwagon. I mean, you can tell me until you're blue in the face that skinny jeans are in, and I'll politely ignore that particular fashion trend as if you'd just farted. Maybe if by next year they're still in, and everyone and their grandmother are wearing skinny jeans, maybe then I'll try a pair. But until then, no dice. Not even those articles that I see saying "curvy girls can wear skinny jeans too!" are persuading me at this point. But tell me that bushy eyebrows are cool? Man, I am there. Because it means less plucking. And less plucking means less work. And less work on appearance and grooming related things are just fabulous in my book. Yes, I'm inherently a lazy slob at heart.

But gawd, it takes forever to grow out your eyebrows! They still don't look like anything. They still look like I just forgot to pluck a few stray hairs, and it's been like 6 weeks or something. OK, they're slowly filling in, but I feel like I constantly want to apologize for the state of my eyebrows. And I ask you, is that a good situation to be in, internet? Being an eyebrow apologist?