I got my ruler out for this post

If you had to FedEx someone a box of estrogen patches measuring approximately 3.5" x 4.25" x 0.5" and which weighs approximately the same as a feather, how do you think you'd send it? Maybe a small Tyvek envelope folded in half? Maybe a padded envelope if you were worried about squashing?

Or would you stick in the 12" x 14" x 2.5" medium-sized box just so you could piss off your customer by charging her the flat rate shipping for said medium-sized box?

Just wondering.

In other news, I am bitchy as anything today, cramping and wolfing down sugar as fast as I can get my hands on it. I hope this means that the crimson tide will be arriving momentarily. Either that, or I really need a personality transplant.