Ode

Oh follistim needle, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

You are teeny tiny, and more importantly, sharp because you do not have to puncture a rubber stopper on a vial. You slide oh so gently into my fatty belly like a hot knife through butter. And did I mention that you're teeny tiny? So much better than all those other nasty wide blunt needles, it is almost a joy to use you.

Almost.